The Running Man: A game nobody survives. But we survived it because we #livesnarked it together!
Most of today’s tweeting was my participation in our inaugural #livesnark event featuring the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie “The Running Man,” which I announced yesterday. These tweets are only my own: to see the full transcript, which includes the wit & wisdom of @jansonjones & 907natalie, see the livesnark blog Janson Jones has set up at his site (& read from the bottom up). We’re considering having another #livesnark in a couple of weeks featuring “Flash Gordon.”
- Tired of kvetching abt Twitter Quitter? Snark abt the Governator instead! 2 PM AK time watch Running Man & #livesnark ! http://bit.ly/an3MI #
- @JanFlora49 No, I missed Obama’s speech… but I’ll believe he’ll get rid of DADT when he does it. in reply to JanFlora49 #
- Prepping for the Running Man #livesnark Twitter virtual watch party starting in about 25 minutes. Food… laptop… DVD… SNARK! #
- @jansonjones Synchronize watches: 1 minute to #livesnark — where are all you California schwarzenegger snarkers? #
- Starting the movie. #livesnark #
- But which way would Cheney have a wetdream? Wet dream or wet the bed? #livesnark #
- First we must establish Arnold’s innocense with obvious bad dialogue. #livesnark #
- Yaphet Kotto: what’s a good actor like you doing in a dreg movie like this?
Jesse Ventura: we know _exactly_ why _you’re_ here. #livesnark # - Food fight! er… i mean, prison riot! #livesnark #
- Based on a novel by Richard Bachman, which really means Stephen King. Paul Michael Glaser directed this? huh. #livesnark #
- @jansonjones I think you’re a couple minutes ahead of me. #livesnark #
- @redrummy You can always buy it for $9.99 off iTunes! hahahaaaha #livesnark #
- Richard Dawson in a big red gashog. #livesnark #
- For a minute I thought that was a Gold’s Gym shirt he was wearing. But no, it’s World Gym. #livesnark #
- Geez. And Minnesotans voted that dork into being governor! (But then, look who Alaskans voted for…) #livesnark #
- @TheMumpower I was thinking he might be on an Aurelia break. #livesnark in reply to TheMumpower #
- There he is, harrassing women as usual. #livesnark #
- @907natalie Join in anyway! about 22 minutes in. #livesnark #
- That’s what you get for inviting a beautiful woman to puke on your ugly shirt, Arnold. #livesnark #
- But if Aurelia had needed to spit up, she coulda done it on his loud Hawaiian shirt. #livesnark #
- The lighting for these dancing babes is kinda… poor. #livesnark #
- Time for … Family Feud! #livesnark #
- What a hero… stabbed the guy in a back w/ a pencil. #livesnark #
- What’s this with all the bighair dancing babes touching his chest? #livesnark #
- So they stole the “I’ll be back” line for Terminator from _this_ flick? #livesnark #
- Too bad you don’t have that blue Hawaiian shirt still, Arnie — you look like you could use a could puke. #livesnark #
- Who should she name as the stalker? How about… Arnold Schwarzenegger? B/c he’s a top level stalker, ain’t he? The Gropinator? #livesnark #
- Time for a dramatic statement of defiance by Arnie. Duh. #livesnark #
- Why are these stalkers so far all morbidly obese? #livesnark #
- I think the audience would all look good in red t-shirts with signs that say “Truth is not hate” #livesnark #
- Are they too stupid to throw one of these chunks of concrete at motorcycle chainsaw man? Apparently so. #livesnark #
- Get ready for another melodramatic line of Arnoldian defiance! #livesnark #
- RT @907natalie 907natalie #livesnark runningman home game! Comes with tour very own chainsaw, treadmill and bubblepacked steroids! #
- Ah first big predictable chainsaw red stripe of blodd, THEN the melodramatic line of Arnoldian defiance. #livesnark #
- Yeah, he looks like a rather huge lit up condom doesn’t he? #livesnark #
- “What happened to Buzzsaw?” “He had to split.” ahaahahaaaa what a knee slapper ahahaahaha. #livesnark #
- RIP Yaphet Kotto: now you don’t need to be in this shitty movie anymore. #livesnark #
- Wow. I am in awe of those well-spleened lines. #livesnark #
- He must be the real hero because he’s one mean motherfucker! More fascist than the fascists! Yes! Let’s vote for him! #livesnark #
- “Have a light.” “What a hothead.” — No: what shitty writers. #livesnark #
- Jesse Ventura as Captain Freedom: “this is a game of death and honor!” #livesnark #
- Who will win this election, Arnold Schwarzenegger or Jesse Ventura? If only Sarah could be here too. #livesnark #
- @jansonjones I bet we could find a good role for Megan Stapletongue too. in reply to jansonjones #
- (Oops forgot the hashtag.) @jansonjones I bet we could find a good role for Megan Stapletongue too. #livesnark #
- RT jansonjones #livesnark Ewwwww… “Where did you hide that?” She grins and then replies, “None of your business.” // double-ewwwww #
- “Don’t touch that dial” badly delivered by Frank Zappa’s son Dweezil. #livesnark #
- Deck the balls / with jowels of foully / fa la la la la #livesnark #
- Too many bad one liners to repeat. #livesnark #
- “I don’t do requests” / “Well that hit the spot” I need a loud blue Hawaiian shirt to barf into now. #livesnark #
- Ah, what a sweet love story The Running Man is. Just makes my eyes tear up. #livesnark #
- What a sucko piece of suckwad. Just think: there are reviewers who gave this movie good reviews! #livesnark #
- What does this song even have to do with the plot of the movie? #livesnark #
- BTW the Wikipedia account of the plot of the Stephen King (as Richard Bachmann) novel indicates it sucked pretty badly too. #livesnark #
- Pretty bad. Bad as Total Recall? Hard pick. Total Recall ruined a good writer’s good story. This ruined an OK writers crap story. #livesnark #
- Did you like my blog post advertising it? #livesnark #
- @jansonjones Flash Gordon possibly. in reply to jansonjones #
(Tweeting about something else now….)
- @MoTancharoen I’m still amazed about BSG even after seeing every episode at least two if not three or more times! in reply to MoTancharoen #
- @CapricaSeven Last night rewatched the “Hush” ep of “Buffy.” Every bit as good as I know all 110+ eps of Caprica will be. 😉 Keep writing! in reply to CapricaSeven #
- Ah, Dexter. This should surely wipe the last vestiges of poorly written, poorly executed “Running Man” dialogue from my mind. #livesnark #
